Genesis

So, I had another blog that I didn't know what to do with exactly, so I'm trying a new site here to see if this works better. Scintillating origin, I know.

For the three of you who may be reading my blog, first, thank you. You won't regret it! I mean, you won't regret it if you're unemployed and have no hobbies and generally dislike people and most animals. The rest of you may be a bit disappointed.

My friend Che put me onto this blogging and I suspect she now regrets it dearly. Kindly, she has posted on my other blog for which I failed to create a name. I could continue to use the old blog, but why change the old when you can just get new, I say. I'm a real patriotic American. I fulfill my duty where most of us do: At the shopping malls and internet stores of this great capitalistic venture known as the US of A. Out with the old, in with the new.

Ok, if I mention the USA or patriotism once more, it's just possible that Che will kill me in my sleep. Unlike Che, I have few interwebernet skills, so I just use blogger.com to get the job done. Speaking of Che and blogs, please go visit her blog because she is my complete internet opposite: She thinks about her posts, creates a nice blog design, and is generally an all-around good person.

How's that Che? Did that buy me anything? Maybe a mention in your new book?! Perhaps you could name a misanthropic werewolf after me? Although, I suppose all werewolves are misanthropes. Perhaps, mislycanthropes? Well, maybe not. That sounds like a werewolf drag queen: "Now, let's hear it for Miss Lycan Thrope, star of stage and screen, now appearing in live technicolor at an abattoir near you!".

Takes the scary out a bit, doesn't it? Alright, that's enough for my first post on my newly-named blog.